Rainbows in the sky

Thursday, November 23, 2006

Decided to just write a entry on the updates of life!

Firstly, Happy birthday to my beloved daryl! =D And hopefully he stops feeling so pissed at everything and anything.

Hmmm nothing much has been happening really. Working my ass away and then sleeping my life away when I'm back home. Ok la, not so bad. Working my ass away-that will be next month whereby I will cheong ah for OTs. Moneh moneh here I come!!

Recently got acquainted with a new found friend. Someone close at hand. But someone very different from the group of people I mix with. Someone people won't think I will be happy with. But so? I know we are very much different..but still we can get along well and so who cares? I like the friend of mine-my sunshine! =) He makes my day sometimes you know!

Hmm besides that my dearest has gone through a break-up. And the insane boyfriend as the name suggests is really insanely insane! Why take it so hard when only till the end then you learn to cherish? Isn't it all a little too late? Someone who was there ALL the while, supporting you, making an effort to keep the relationship going and all you repay her is by giving her nothing but hurt. Oh well, humans aren't we? We only learn to cherish when we lose something or know we are going to lose something. Shallow minded people we are. How pathetic actually when you think of it. But well... now he is not doing my dearest much of a favour by his every single action and behaviour. Its just pure childish and so so insensible, insensitive, incentive ( what?ok I think all of us are going mad over incentives. Will touch on that later on. ) I seriously hope the tears she is gonna shed will soon stop. I feel so tortured for her yet can't do anything but to offer her a listening ear. I hope he'll let her off the emotional turmoil he is bringing her through, perhaps without knowledge of. Damn. Why must be like that?

Ok so comes a new guy in our company. Someone they prefer to call "her". So bad la they all but too many instances to quote that actually "her" will be more suitable for him. But well, he's just soft la..doesn't mean gay ma. Esther, our CAAS in charge was like telling another of my friend
"Hey so how the new girl? If there's anything she doesn't know must ask her to ask hor.. hor.. hor.. (she loves hor alot. i think minimum also must have 5 in a short sentence ) " My friend was like don't know to laugh or cry for "her". She said, "Esther the new staff is a guy"

Esther : (Looks totally shock) "Hor really hor? Serious anot hor? U mean...hor? Aiyo.. *ponders* Hor..Really!" ( See five Hors! )

But the guy is abit too cocky for our beloved co-ordinator's liking. To offend her is a big big mistake. I mean she makes a good friend and a good supervisor. So I guess "she" dug half of "her" grave already. Personally I haven't found any fault yet cos I've yet to work with "her". And I'm definitely looking forward to that!!! But the thing I cannot swallow is that he is given a pay higher than MOST of us. As a newbie, its too much too take! My heart is weak, I can't accept that. And he is given a rank HIGHER than us! What the. My heart is really breaking down. You can hear it shatter already. DAMN. "SHE's" definitely not going to have a easy time just because "she" is offered more moneh and higher position!K la spare him already. Yes, incentives. We are all so desperate for that. And actually we do deserve that!! But oh well... the poor will only be poorer...

Enough said. Enough of complaints.

Till then the technicians will be coming in to check out the new girl on the block. Wee u weet.

And boy are they gonna be disappointed. So very disappointed.

~3:09 PM

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Saturday, November 11, 2006

In the world of romance, one single rule applies to the men:

Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.

You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8)
But return with Beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It's her pet (-10)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
Named Tina (-4)
Tina is a dancer (-6)
Tina has silicon implants (-80)

HER BIRTHDAY

You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)

A NIGHT OUT

You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

YOUR PHYSIQUE

You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)

ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION

She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)

COMMUNICATION

When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)

'No man is worth a woman's tears. The only one who's worth her tears is the one who knows he could, but would never, ever make her cry'

~12:08 PM

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